The streaming company, Netflix, has decided to join the gaming world. They decide to call the new project, Infinite Runner. Featuring familiar characters from its most popular originals such as Narcos, Orange is the New Black, Stranger Things and more, you’ll find yourself trying to avoid obstacles in a setting which reflects the film or series. You can try the game out on Netflix’s Infinite Runnerhere.
Poor, poor, Yoshi. No one ever really stops and thinks about the abuse that poor little guy takes.
I mean he’s made to eat all kinds of things against his will and is basically getting donkey punched as soon as the poor guy cracks out of his egg! Not only that, but the Murderous Mario doesn’t even flinch at sacrificing his green pal just to get to that otherwise unreachable platform.
Well, one day he got sick of it, and now the tables have been turned.
One of the best scenes from the Star Wars prequel “The Phantom Menace” was without a doubt the pod race. One of the best combat-oriented racing games ever made was Super Mario Kart.
When you put the two together you know what happens?
This is a really well done video made by the folks over at Dark Pixel. You can tell a lot of love was put into the vid, as the CGI is incredibly well done, and they nailed the whimsical nature of the Mario Kart series.
This reminds me of all those times I would play this game at my cousins house. It also reminds me of how much I could hate those godddamn blue shells!!!!
I was but a young lad when I first played the original Super Mario Bros. on the NES. Like most gamers my age, Super Mario Bros. was the quintessential “gateway drug” to home video game consoles. Yeah, I know there was the Atari and the Commodore 64 ( which has nothing to do with Lionel Richie ) that came before, but for me the OG video game will always be the one about the two Italian plumbers trying to save a princess from a dragon. I want you to take that in for a sec. One of the worlds most popular pop culture icons (seriously, at one point Mario was more recognizable than Micky Mouse!) is a plumber. That saves a princess. Who was kidnapped by a dragon. TOTALLY sounds like a bad acid trip right? Well, yeah, but for an 80’s video game, we didn’t need shit to make sense! Which makes it all the more astounding that, in 1993, a FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE about the game was produced. It was bad. Like, REALLY bad. To start, the two Italian Bros were played by Englishman Bob Hoskins, and Puerto Rican John Leguizamo, and the villanous dragon known as King Koopa was played by…Dennis
Hopper. Pretty much every actor involved in the film was there for the check. The film bombed, and it quickly became the template for what NOT to do when trying to make a video game into a movie.
When things fail, it’s only natural to think about the “what ifs.”
Well, somebody, somewhere had a hilarious thought.
WHAT IF MARTIN SCORSESE GOT A CRACK AT TELLING THIS EPIC TALE?!?!?
This vid is great, as it combines one of my fondest childhood things with one of my FAVORITE movie directors of all time. Well, not really. Someone just thought it would be funny if the Mario Bros. tale was told in a gritty, Goodfellas-like fashion. That person was dead damn right.
After watching this I want, no NEED to see Joe Pesci as Mario and Robert De Niro as Luigi.
Well, it’s finally come. Star Wars is back! And believe it or not, I’m actually NOT that big a fan. I know, I might as well hand over my nerd card. I mean, what self respecting Sci Fi nut (which I TOTALLY am) doesn’t dig the epic space opera about dudes with 4 foot laser swords with psycic powers? I mean that sounds legitimately badass right? Well lots and lots of people sure think so! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t HATE these movies. I’ve seen the original trilogy and while I did enjoy those films, they never quite got me to LOVE them. Can’t really explain it. So, the hype over The Force Awakens has not really given me the “Star Wars fever” that has run rampant. With that being said, I came across this video and immediately LOVED IT!!! Not because it’s Star Wars, but because it’s a brief retelling of the first three movies using old school Nintendo “8-bit” graphics. Not only that, but each “movie” uses a different 8-bit NES game to tell its story. “A New Hope” seems to be a modification of the classic The Legend Of Zelda. The other two movies use the perennial thumb-busters Mega Man and Golden Axe. Definitely worth a watch if you’re into some old childhood nostalgia around this crazy time of year!!!
Shaq Fu. It’s a name that many gamers from the days of the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis remember. We don’t remember it fondly, mind you, but damn it we remember it and now it’s coming back. Never heard of the game? Here’s a look at the old version:
Yep. A Street Fighter knock off starring Shaq. And he fights zombies and mummies. It was bad. Kazaam bad.
Well it looks like the Shaq-tus REALLY. CANT. BE. STOPPED. Because he’s back in a new Shaq Fu!!!
This time around Shaq Fu takes it’s inspiration from old school beat ’em ups such as Double Dragon and adds in a goofy, lighthearted vibe and story. If the gameplay holds up, this could end up being a nice little surprise when it gets released.
Hello, my name is JD, and I am a video game nerd. A big one. As an 80s baby it was almost a given that I would fall in love with Mario, Sonic, Battletoads, and MegaMan. I am now 30 years old (ugh) and I can say that I have owned at least one major video game system in each console generation dating back to the good ol’ Nintendo Entertainment System up to the current Playstation4/Xbox One generation. Hell, I still OWN every single one and they are in perfect working order. Instead of comic books (or um…school books) I had stacks of Gamepro magazines that I would love to read when I wasn’t playing. Uh… I mean studying that 4th grade grammar. Totally what I meant.
What I’m saying to you is that I have been a proud geek for the vast majority of my life. It always amazes me when I think about how far both the tech and the industry itself has come in a matter of decades. We went from jumping on goombas and eating mushrooms in Super Mario (it was normal for the 80s I guess) to seeing fully realized worlds, voice acted characters, and production/marketing budgets akin to a Hollywood film. Seriously, its almost too insane to actually think about. With such growth and expansion, there is always going to be a drop in quality if you aren’t careful. So, some franchises I had loved as a kid just don’t hold the same reverence as they should once new installments get released.
There is however, one franchise that I have loved as a kid all the way through adult hood. And a new one is coming out on September 1st. Nothing raises one’s own Geek Flag higher than proclaiming their love for a thing called Metal Gear.
What the hell does that even mean? I’ll be 100% honest, I don’t even know for sure. I mean, the short answer, is that it’s an odd military stealth game. The other answer is to say that Metal Gear, and more specifically the Metal Gear Solid series of videogames is a bat**** crazy cluster**** of goodness that even its own fans don’t really understand. The series as a whole touches on various themes including information control, cloning, nuclear deterrence, the concepts of war, child soldiers, and revenge. In addition to these heavy, dark themes, there’s also poop jokes, smoking monkeys, giant walking nuclear equipped robots ( These are the “Metal Gears” where the series gets its name ), cyborg ninjas, powerful psychic soldiers, and vampires. And yet, somehow it all works.
Now, I have never seen one episode of Game of Thrones. Not one. Go ahead and judge me. But, as I understand it, it’s a very complex tale with many moving parts based on a series of as of yet unreleased books. If one were to dive head first into the show in season 4 without seeing the prior episodes, or read the books, they would have no clue what’s going on. That’s basically Metal Gear. There is basically no way in this world that I would be able to explain to you what is going on in this thing without writing a few novels, and even then, I would tell you to just play the games and enjoy them yourself, if you can.
But, for those of you who have no idea what the hell I’m babbling about, no fear! Here at the Something About Nothing blog, we are putting together a new section called Justplay. As a part of this new little section, I, JD, will be giving you my thoughts on whatever I’m currently playing as well as maybe put up a few gameplay vids of myself going toe to toe with our favorite blogmaster Wellz! Fair warning: there will be profanity. Mostly from me.
So I figured, what better game to kick off the party? Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain releases on September 1st. I will be buying it and keeping a tab of my thought process ( don’t be afraid ) throughout my play through of the game. I’ll try and get deeper into why I love this thing so much, true, but more importantly I want to hear some reaction. Comment. Hit Wellz on Twitter. Send smoke signals. Do something. I’ll tell you why I think you might like the game and reasons why you might not. I’ll tell you if I’m biased.
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